Anshuman Kishore - Chronicles, Observations and Pretensions
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
My next life
In my next life, I want to be an officer in the East India Company posted somewhere remote in India where I can build roads and railways.
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In my next life, I want to be a famous black rapper, sell a million records, smoke like hell, wield guns, booze like crazy, sleep in diamonds, finger hot bootylicious women, drive the hottest cars, sleep with 101 of Maxim's top 100 babes, have my lyrics become official youth anthems, and do all this before dying at the grand age of 22.
In my next next life, I want to be the technical representative of a major American telecommunications company that made money in the post-WWII boom, be posted in a remote location in interior Burma and teach the natives the difference between a screwdriver and hammer. I will also be open to being transferred to other remote spots halfway acroos the world, at the drop of a hat.
5 comments:
In my next life, I want to be a famous black rapper, sell a million records, smoke like hell, wield guns, booze like crazy, sleep in diamonds, finger hot bootylicious women, drive the hottest cars, sleep with 101 of Maxim's top 100 babes, have my lyrics become official youth anthems, and do all this before dying at the grand age of 22.
what a lovely ambition, anshu! i can see you with your sola toupee and binolculars!
The ambition is actually to also say, "Doogna lagan dena padega"
and then to play a cricket match with village boys, right?
In my next next life, I want to be the technical representative of a major American telecommunications company that made money in the post-WWII boom, be posted in a remote location in interior Burma and teach the natives the difference between a screwdriver and hammer. I will also be open to being transferred to other remote spots halfway acroos the world, at the drop of a hat.
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