Gandalf and the Balrog

The Gandalf impersonator woke up unusually early. The mystic princess was still asleep.

He was seized by the pangs of an empty void in the middle zone and a pulsating tsunami in the higher lands, caused by the golden concoction brewed specially for the celebration the previous night by the famed wizards, Justrini and Brooks (popularly known as J&B).

He knew that the crystal waters would soothe the violent sensations that engulfed him. It was time for the wizened 33 year old Gandalf impersonator to make his way to the Kitchen Cave.

As he trudged from the cool comfort of the corner cabins to the still airs of the cave, he failed to notice the seemingly innocuous stirring caused by the Balrog.

It was only when he reached the edge of the kitchen cave that he became aware of its presence. It as then that he recalled the words of the Mystic Princess, "Beware of the Balrog. If it manages to reach the Kitchen Cave, it is capable of creating havoc of such magnitude that will take eons (in mosquito years) to correct. Be extremely careful wise one, under no circumstances let this happen."

The flashback in his mind over, Gandalf turned around and the still airs resounded with his hoarse voice as he uttered the words, "You shaaalll not Pass."

The Balrog looked up at him and uttered the words "ku ku" and pitter pottered ahead of him into the kitchen cave.